Saturday, 2 May 2009

I was recently looking through the website of David Robinson and came across an interesting and amusing article he had written about hillwalking and landscape photography. Many thanks to David for allowing me to reprint his writing and if you would like to see Davids Photography visit his website here



Photography is my way of complicating life. It used to be so simple. For example, if I wanted to go hillwalking, the process went something like this:

  1. Decide to go hillwalking
  2. Decide on a hill
  3. Pack rucksack
  4. Drive to hill
  5. Walk up it
  6. Walk down it
  7. Drive home
I dream of those long gone days. Hillwalking now goes something like this:
  1. Decide to go hillwalking
  2. Decide on a hill
  3. Check weather forcast for photogenic suitability
  4. Check sunrise and sunset times
  5. Check sunrise and sunset angles
  6. Decide chosen hill won't be photogenic with those angles
  7. Scour maps for better hill
  8. Realise that there's no way I can get there in time for sunrise
  9. Decide to leave hill decision brewing and pack rucksack
  10. Pack photo gear
  11. Lift rucksack and topple over
  12. Jettison first aid kit and survival bag
  13. Jettison food
  14. Bite bullet and decide on only two must have lenses
  15. Worry that the as yet unknown hill will provide images that can only be captured by the lenses I'm not taking
  16. Choose lenses again
  17. Charge batteries
  18. Unpack lenses and clean them
  19. Repack the lenses
  20. Decide on hill
  21. Reconsider lens decision
  22. Reconsider hill decision
  23. Wonder if I'd be best just going for a drive and taking photos from the car rather than walk up anything
  24. Go to bed in preparation for ultra early start
  25. Stay awake all night in case I sleep through my alarm
  26. Get up and wonder why I'm doing this
  27. Wonder how the weather forecast managed to change so drastically in the last 4 hours
  28. Decide to go anyway - just in case
  29. Drive to hill
  30. Stagger up it in dark
  31. Realise that it's getting very light and I'm no where near where I wanted to be
  32. Scramble round looking for a good scene
  33. Find the perfect scene, but not for the lenses I brought
  34. Curse silently because battery is still in charger which is still attached to my house
  35. @#!&~@@%

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